Guys, here are the Top 30 Funny Quotes Of The Year 2021. Which will keep you excited in the sad moments of your life or you can make your sad moments happy whenever you want. We have prepared the best list of funny quotes to make you laugh.
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member – Groucho Marx
Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive – Elbert Hubbard
Progress is man’s ability to complicate simplicity – Thor Heyerdahl
Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese – Luis Bunuel
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night – Steve Martin
What’s another word for Thesaurus – Steven Wright
If I had to live my life again, I’d make the same mistakes, only sooner – Tallulah Bankhead
I love mankind; it’s people I can’t stand – Charles M. Schulz
All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height – Casey Stengel
Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone – Anthony Burgess
Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid – Hedy Lamarr
The tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die – Mel Brooks
If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter – Jack Benny
We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don’t know – W. H. Auden
Only the mediocre are always at their best – Jean Giraudoux
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food – W. C. Fields
As a child my family’s menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it – Buddy Hackett
You’re only as good as your last haircut – Fran Lebowitz
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly – Douglas Adams
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else – Margaret Mead
Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life – Brooke Shields
By all means let’s be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out – Richard Dawkins
Everything I like is either illegal, immoral or fattening – Alexander Woollcott
If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster – Clint Eastwood
There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full – Henry Kissinger
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday – Don Marquis
Why don’t you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum – P. G. Wodehouse
I can resist everything except temptation – Oscar Wilde
People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do – Isaac Asimov
Never put a sock in a toaster – Eddie Izzard
Laughter is really the best medicine for your soul. Not only does laughter reduce stress, but it also lowers your blood pressure, gives you an excellent ab workout for your health.
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