The easiest way to feel good is to find something that puts a smile on your face or is funny and makes you laugh. Imagine how great you will feel when you make it a daily practice to find what is funny in any situation.
Bring a smile to your face with these funny Inspirational quotes – you will find laughter, humor, and a bit of wisdom in these. Our collection includes funny inspirational and motivational quotations said by some famous people and others. We all need humor in life it helps the challenges that we all sometimes face!
We curated this collection of Funny Inspirational Quotes from comedians, writers, actors, and other thought leaders to help you laugh at the pain, laugh at the struggle, and laugh at the elephants in the room.
So enjoy these 50 Funny Inspirational Quotes, sayings, and observations and get laughing today.
1. I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
Lily Tomlin
2. Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
Thomas Edison
3. I’m sick of following my dreams, man. I’m just going to ask where they’re going and hook up with ’em later.
Mitch Hedberg
4. Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the ‘Titanic’ who waved off the dessert cart.
Erma Bombeck
5. You can’t shine like a diamond, if you not willing to get cut like a diamond!
Eric Thomas
6. If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.
Steven Wright
7. Bad decisions make good stories.
Ellis Vidler
8. If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
Abraham Lincoln
9. People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing—that’s why we recommend it daily.
Zig Ziglar
10. A smile is an inexpensive way to change your looks.
Charles Gordy
11. All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.
Mark Twain
12. The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
Bill Watterson
13. The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
Albert Einstein
14. Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.
Dorothy Parker
15. The truth hurts, and so would you if you were stretched as much.
Unknown
16. Luck is what you have left over after you give 100 percent.
Langston Coleman
17. Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one.
Terry Pratchett
18. I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
Charles Lamb
19. So long as your desire to explore is greater than your desire to not screw up, you’re on the right track.
Ed Helms
20. I’ve learned that even when I have pains, I don’t have to be one.
Maya Angelou
21. The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs… one step at a time.
Joe Girard
22. The key to success is not through achievement but through enthusiasm.
Malcolm Forbes
23. Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.
Oscar Wilde
24. People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
A.A. Milne
25. Life is like a sewer – what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.
Tom Lehrer
26. Even a stopped clock is right twice every day. After some years, it can boast of a long series of successes.
Marie von Ebner
27. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
George Carli
28. A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
Frank Zappa
29. The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
Will Rogers
30. Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.
Isaac Asimov
31. Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.
Oscar Wilde
32. Always laugh when you can, it is cheap medicine.
Lord Byron
33. People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
A.A. Milne,
34. You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?
Steven Wright
35. When life brings big winds of change that almost blow you over, close your eyes, hang on tight, and believe.
Lisa Lieberman-Wang
36. Be nice to nerds. You may end up working for them. We all could.
Charles J. Sykes
37. People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
Will Rogers
38. Education is learning what you didn’t even know you didn’t know.
Daniel J. Boorstin
39. Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.
Sam Levenson
40. The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
Andy Rooney
41. There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.
Jerry Seinfeld
42. It’s not whether you get knocked down; it’s whether you get up.
Vince Lombardi
43. Even if you’re on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there.
Will Rogers
44. Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
Will Rogers
45. If you reach for a star, you might not get one. But you won’t come up with a hand full of mud either.
Leo Burnett
46. You can’t experience simple joys when you’re living life with your hair on fire
Emily Ley
47. If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in bed with a mosquito
Bette Reese
48. People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election.
Otto von Bismarck
49. I should be a postage stamp. That’s the only way I’ll ever get licked!
Muhammad Ali
50. I don’t want to be a genius – I have enough problems just trying to be a man.
Albert Camus
51. “If you are afraid of being lonely, don’t try to be right.”
Jules Renard
52. “Money won’t make you happy … but everybody wants to find out for themselves.”
Zig Ziglar
53. “Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example.“
La Rochefoucald
54. “Hating people is like burning down your own home to get rid of a rat.”
Harry Emerson Fosdick
55. “Laughter is a weapon of mass construction.”
Kat Caverly
56. “I’m staying home today. I have mood poisoning.”
UNKNOWN
57. “Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.”
Mark Twain
58. “Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door.”
Kyle Chandler
59. “I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.”
Lily Tomlin
60. “If you’re going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now.”
Marie Osmond
61. “The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs… One step at a time.“
Joe Girard
62. “Failure is not falling down, but refusing to get up”
Chinese proverb
63. “Someday is not a day of the week.”
Janet Dailey
64. “If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.”
Steven Wright
65. “When you play, play hard; when you work, don’t play at all.”
Theodore Roosevelt
66. “You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.”
George Burns
67. “If I had known I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself.”
Anonymous
68. “Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week.”
Maggie Kuhn
69. “Aging is an extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been.”
David Bowie
70. “Something pretty… that’s just the surface. People worry so much about aging, but you look younger if you don’t worry about it.”
Jeanne Moreau
71. “Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves.”
Robin Williams
72. “Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.”
Ellen DeGeneres
73. “Doing nothing is very hard to do… you never know when you’re finished.”
Leslie Nielsen
74. “The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.”
Oscar Wilde
75. “Be the person that when your feet touch the floor in the morning the devil says, “Awe sh*t, they’re up.”
Dwayne Johnson
76. “If you want to look young and thin, hang around old, fat people.”
Jim Eason
77. “If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.”
Betty Reese
78. “From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.”
Dr. Seuss
79. “If you let your head get too big, it’ll break your neck.”
Elvis Presley
80. “Blessed is he that expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed.”
Benjamin Franklin
81. “The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time.”
Abraham Lincoln
82. “Always remember that you are unique – just like everybody else.”
Unknown
83. “Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.”
Will Ferrell
84. “Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.”
Joan Crawford
85. “You’re not as young as you used to be. But you’re not as old as you’re going to be.”
Irish Saying
86. “Do or do not. There is no try. “
Yoda
87. “A day without laughter is a day wasted.”
Charlie Chaplin
88. “Procrastinate now, don’t put it off.”
Ellen DeGeneres
89. “You can’t have everything. Where would you put it.”
Steven Wright
90. “To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.”
Ashleigh Brilliant
91. “A dog is the only thing that can mend a crack in your broken heart.”
Judy Desmond
92. “If you think adventure is dangerous, try routine, it’s lethal.”
Paulo Coehlo
93. “It’s only Quarantine if it’s in the Quarante province of France. Otherwise it’s just Sparkling Isolation.”
Vikram Paralkar
94. “I just gave Hotel Rwanda one star on hotels.”
Jordan Rubin
95. “Woman across from me at the airport is breastfeeding. To show support, I took my shirt off and made strong eye contact.”
Patrick Borelli
96. “Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.”
Zurich hotel
97. “Every tattoo is temporary, because we’re all slowly dying.”
Unknown
98. “It could be that your purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.”
Ashleigh Brilliant
99. “If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.”
Steven Wright
100. “When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.”
Prince Philip
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