Bring a smile to your face with these funny quotes – you will find laughter, humor, and a bit of wisdom in these. Our collection includes funny inspirational and motivational quotations said by some famous people and others. We all need humor in life it helps the challenges that we all sometimes face!
You may find some of them to be motivational because they challenge you thinking in a humorous way but also in a motivating way. Share these with other people to brighten their day and give them a smile!
So enjoy these Best 50 Funny Motivational Quotes , sayings, and observations and get laughing today.
1. A smile is an inexpensive way to change your looks.
Charles Gordy
2. Many people lose their tempers merely from seeing you keep yours.
Frank Moore Colby
3. There are three ways in life to become popular: be rich, be beautiful, or be funny.
Jon Macks
4. A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
Phyllis Diller
5. Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
Will Rogers
6. You cannot be anything if you want to be everything.
Solomon Schechter
7. A laugh is a smile that bursts.
Mary H. Waldrip
8. Actually being funny is mostly telling the truth about things.
Bernard Sahlins
9. When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
Unknown
10. It could be that your purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.
Ashleigh Brilliant
11. The best things in life are actually really expensive.
Unknown
12. Work until your bank account looks like a phone number.
Unknown
13. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
Robert Bloch
14. Bad decisions make good stories.
Ellis Vidler
15. When I’m sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead.
Barney Stinson
16. Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example.
Francois de La Rochefoucauld
17. Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
George Carlin
18. Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil.
J. Paul Getty
19. Money won’t buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.
Bill Vaughan
20. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.
William James
21. People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily.
Zig Ziglar
22. Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
Steven Wright
23. A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year.
Marty Allen
24. Everybody who is incapable of learning has taken to teaching.
Oscar Wilde
25. If you’re going through hell, keep going.
Winston Churchill
26. Do or do not. There is no try.
Yoda
27. Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.
Dorothy Parker
28. You can’t wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.
Jack London
29. It ain’t over til it’s over.
Yogi Berra
30. The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs, one step at a time.
Joe Girard
31. I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realise I should have been more specific.
Lily Tomlin
32. People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
Winnie the Pooh
33. Change is not a four letter word… but often your reaction to it is!
Jeffrey Gitomer
34. Be happy – it drives people crazy.
Unknown
35. Age is of no importance unless you’re a cheese.
Billie Burke
36. It could be that your purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.
Ashleigh Brilliant
37. If the world didn’t suck we’d all fly into space.
Unknown
38. Doing nothing is very hard to do… you never know when you’re finished.
Leslie Nielsen
39. People who never do any more than they get paid for, never get paid for any more than they do.
Elbert Hubbard
40. If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn’t have a job if he was any smarter
John Gotti
41. You can’t have a million dollar dream with a minimum wage worth ethic.
Zig Ziglar
42. Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
Edgar Bergen
43. Getting paid to sleep… that’s my dream job.
Unknown
44. People are still willing to do an honest day’s work. The problem is they want a week’s pay for it.
Joey Adams
45. The difference between try and triumph is a little umph.
Marvin Phillips
46. Dreams come a size too big so that we can grow into them.
Josie Bisset
47. You can never be overdressed or overeducated.
Oscar Wilde
48. Don’t try hard to fit in, and certainly don’t try so hard to be different…just try hard to be you.
Zendaya
49. Education doesn’t just make us smarter. It makes us whole.
Jill Biden
50. Education is not preparation for life; education is life itself.
John Dewey
51. “Procrastinate now, don’t put it off.”
Ellen DeGeneres
52. “The road to success is always under construction.”
Lily Tomlin
53. “Be happy, it drives people crazy.”
Paulo Coelho
54. “Aspire to inspire before we expire.”
Eugene Bell Jr
55. “Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.”
Isaac Asimov
56. “Sometimes you climb out of bed in the morning and you think, ‘I’m not going to make it’, but you laugh inside remembering all the times you’ve felt that way.”
Charles Bukowski
57. “You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?”
Steven Wright
58. “Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.”
Elbert Hubbard
59. “I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.”
Lily Tomlin
60. “Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one.”
Terry Pratchett
61. “Awesome things will happen today if you choose not to be a miserable cow.”
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62. “The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.”
Terry Pratchett
63. “A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.”
Frank Zappa
64. “Be nice to nerds. You may end up working for them. We all could.”
Charles J. Sykes
65. “All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.”
Mark Twain
66. “Do not listen to those who weep and complain, for their disease is contagious.”
Og Mandino
67. “An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.”
Dylan Thomas
68. “Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.”
Alan Dundes
69. “The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.”
Albert Einstein
70. “I am an early bird and a night owl… so I am wise and I have worms.”
Michael Scott
71. “I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.”
Unknown
72. “It could be that your purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.”
Ashleigh Brilliant
73. “Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.”
Robert Bloch
74. “I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.”
Oscar Wilde
75. “If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.”
Steven Wright
76. “Live each day like it’s your second to the last. That way you can fall asleep at night.”
Jason Love
77. “Even a stopped clock is right twice every day. After some years, it can boast of a long series of successes.”
Marie Von Ebner-Eschenbach
78. “Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger.”
Franklin P. Jones
79. “Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.”
Marilyn Monroe
80. “Working hard is important. But there is something that matters more, believing yourself.”
Harry Potter
81. “If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.”
Patches O’Houlihan
82. “A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.”
Willy Wonka
83. “If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?”
Abraham Lincoln
84. “He who laughs last didn’t get the joke.”
Charles de Gaulle
85. “My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn’t pay the bill he gave me six months more.”
Walter Matthau
86. “A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers.”
H.L. Mencken
87. “I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.”
Charles Lamb
88. “No one has ever become poor by giving.”
Anne Frank
89. “Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.”
Mark Twain
90. “The bad news is time flies. The good news is you’re the pilot.”
Michael Altshuler
91. “Be not afraid of going slowly, be afraid only of standing still.”
Chinese Proverb
92. “We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.”
Oscar Wilde
93. “Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.”
Mae West
94. “Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.”
Thomas Edison
95. “Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.”
Mark Twain
96. “Work is a necessity for man. Man invented the alarm clock.”
Pablo Picass0
97. “Why join the navy if you can be a pirate.”
Steve Jobs
98. “Failure is not an option-it comes bundled with the software.”
Unknown
99. “The higher a monkey climbs, the more you see of its behind.”
Joseph Stilwell
100. “Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it.”
Andrew Young
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