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Funny Valentine’s Day quotes for singles. Hilarious Valentine’s Day quotations, created just for single people this February 14th! These quotations are here to add some fun and sass to your Valentine’s Day celebrations, whether you are gloriously single, happily unmarried, or just welcoming single life with open arms.
You are going to laugh, nod in agreement, and possibly even give yourself a high five for being so amazing when you hear these clever one-liners and sly observations about relationships. So gather your favorite munchies, relax, and savor the hilarious genius that comes with spending Valentine’s Day according to your own rules.
Funny Valentine’s Day quotes for singles
Love is in the air… somewhere else.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m single, and I don’t have a clue.
Valentine’s Day: The perfect time to remind myself I’m independent and don’t need a significant other.
Who needs a Valentine when you have Netflix and pizza?
Celebrate Valentine’s Day by treating yourself, because you’re worth it
Love is grand, but have you tried a solo dance party in your living room?
Valentine’s Day: A reminder that chocolates are half-price tomorrow.
Roses are red, violets are blue, being single means I can love me too.
Valentine’s Day: Another opportunity to appreciate my own awesomeness.
Relationship status: Strongly independent and happily single.
Love is in the air, but so is sarcasm.
Who needs a significant other when you have self-love and pizza?
Valentine’s Day: A celebration of love, regardless of relationship status.
No Valentine? No problem. More chocolate for me!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m single and ready for a buffet for two… just for me.
Valentine’s Day: A day to remind myself that I’m my own soulmate.
Who needs a date when you’ve got a calendar full of plans with yourself?
Love is in the air… and so is the sweet aroma of self-care.
Valentine’s Day is like any other day, except the chocolates are heart-shaped.
Why settle for a prince when you can reign solo as the queen of your own castle?
Instead of receiving flowers, I’m giving myself permission to bloom.
Valentine’s Day is just another excuse to treat myself like royalty.
Being single on Valentine’s Day means you get to keep all the chocolates to yourself. Winning!
The only ring I’m interested in this Valentine’s Day is the one I wear on my finger to remind myself to stay fabulous.
Valentine’s Day: A reminder that love comes in many forms, including the one I have for pizza.
Who needs Cupid’s arrow when you’ve got Netflix’s autoplay?
Celebrate Valentine’s Day by falling in love with the most important person in your life: yourself.
I may not have a significant other, but I do have a significant amount of chocolate… and that’s pretty close.
Valentine’s Day: A day to appreciate the freedom of being single and the joy of loving yourself unapologetically.
Here you have it: a selection of humorous and realistic Valentine’s Day quotes that are sure to make all the amazing single people out there grin. Love and laughter are in season no matter how you choose to spend your time—whether you are contentedly alone, embracing your freedom, or just spending time with yourself.
Hence, this Valentine’s Day, honor your relationships, enjoy some self-love, and appreciate who you are. After all, your relationship with yourself is the most significant one. Cheers to being single and completely loving it! Happy Valentine’s Day, you amazing single souls! Keep shining bright and sharing that love, one hilarious quote at a time!
