Many people lose their tempers merely from seeing you keep yours. A smile is an inexpensive way to change your looks.
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There are three ways in life to become popular: be rich, be beautiful, or be funny. A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
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Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else. You cannot be anything if you want to be everything.
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When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
A laugh is a smile that bursts.
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Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
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Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example. Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil.
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Money won’t buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.
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People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing that’s why we recommend it daily.
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