Many people lose their tempers merely from seeing you keep yours. A smile is an inexpensive way to change your looks.

There are three ways in life to become popular: be rich, be beautiful, or be funny. A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else. You cannot be anything if you want to be everything.

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. A laugh is a smile that bursts.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example. Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil.

Money won’t buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.

People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing that’s why we recommend it daily.