There’s nothing more valuable in life than having friends who always stand at your side, no matter what happens. Unfortunately, true friends are quite rare. However, if you have a couple of friends who accompany you through the ups and especially the downs of life, you can count yourself a very fortunate person.
Sure, friendships are full of many heartwarming qualities and serious conversations, but laughing is something it’s important to do with friends on a regular basis, so humor is (or should be) a central factor in every friendship.
Friends are awesome. Best Friends are even “awesome-er”. Some quotes are short. Some are cute. Some you’ll have to send to your friends right away. Check out these Best 50 Funny Best Friend Quotes to share with your friends.
Check out these funny quotes about friends that you use for your captions, status, or when you feel like sending your friend’s Funny Best Friend Quotes about how awesome they are.
1. We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall , I will pick you up… after I finish laughing.
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2. My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.
Matt Schucker
3. I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell — you see, I have friends in both places.
Mark Twain
4. True friendship is when you walk into their house and your WiFi connects automatically.
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5. We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up, after I finish laughing.
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6. Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.
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7. Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.
Robert Brault
8. If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo, never them go.
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9. Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes.
Friedrich Nietzsche
10. I love that I don’t have to act socially acceptable around you.
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11. I hope we’re friend until we die. Then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the shit out of people.
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12. An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.
Jim Hayes
13. Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.
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14. I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole.
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15. Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
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16. Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one.
C.S. Lewis
17. Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.
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18. Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.
Sicilian Proverb
19. Me and my best friends can communication with just facial expressions.
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20. There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.
Linda Grayson
21. A true friend stabs you in the front.
Oscar Wilde
22. If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.
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23. Do you think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.
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24. I am the friend you have to explain to your other friends before they meet me.
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25. Whoever says friendship is easy has obviously never had a true friend!
Bronwyn Polson
26. A good friend will help you move. But a best friend will help you move a dead body.
Jim Hayes
27. A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.
Elbert Hubbard
28. Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.
Charles Lamb
29. think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.
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30. Never let your friends feel lonely! Disturb them at all times
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31. A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. –
Bernard Meltzer
32. Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.
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33. Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.
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34. We’ve been friends for so long, I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence.
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35. A good friend is like a box of chocolate …sweet, nutty, & a good remedy for a bad day!
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36. It is the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected.
Charles Lamb
37. Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.
Greg Tamblyn
38. If you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal.
Oprah Winfrey
39. I love my computer because all my friends live inside it.
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40. When I say I won’t tell anybody, my best friend doesn’t count
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41. Friendship is a wildly underrated medication.
Anna Deavere Smith
42. We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.
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43. You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.
Laurence J. Peter
44. One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention.
Clifton Fadiman
45. Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.
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46. All you need to do to be my friend is like me.
Taylor Swift
47. Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.
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48. I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole.
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49. You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you.
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50. Having those weird conversations with your friend and thinking if anyone heard us, we’d be put in a mental hospital.
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51. “Smile, smile, smile at your mind as often as possible. Your smiling will considerably reduce your mind’s tearing tension.”
Sri Chinmoy
52. “Sometimes your joy is the source of your smile, but sometimes your smile can be the source of your joy.”
Thich Nhat Hanh
53. “Use your smile to change the world; don’t let the world change your smile.”
Chinese Proverb
54. “That smile could move mountains. It could also break hearts. “
Kylie Scott
55. “Teeth aren’t pearly, until you smile.”
Anthony Liccione
56. “You are not fully dressed until you wear a smile.”
Evan Esar
57. “A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.”
Phyllis Diller
58. “Smile, it’s free therapy.”
Douglas Horton
59. “You’re never fully dressed without a smile.”
Martin Charnin
60. “The living should smile, for the dead cannot.”
George R.R. Martin
61. “Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.”
W. C. Fields
62. “I know I’m a handful but that’s why you got two hands.”
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63. “Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.”
Truman Capote
64. “If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.”
Betty Reese
65. “Taking naps sounds so childish. I prefer to call them horizontal life pauses.”
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66. “I walk around like everything’s fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.”
Unknown
67. “Thank you for still being my friend, despite the fact that you are completely aware of every terrifying, raunchy, explicit detail of my life.”
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68. “Best friends know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.”
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69. “I will text you 50 times in a row and feel no shame. You’re my friend, you literally signed up for this.”
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70. “Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.”
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71. “We’ve been friends for so long, I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence.”
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72. “Try to be a rainbow in someone’s cloud.”
Maya Angelou
73. “A good friend is like a four-leaf clover: hard to find and lucky to have.”
Irish Proverb
74. “I love everything that’s old, — old friends, old times, old manners, old books, old wine.”
Oliver Goldsmith
75. “Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born.”
Anais Nin
76. “Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.”
Mark Twain
77. “I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar.”
Robert Brault
78. “A good friend is a connection to life — a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world.”
Lois Wyse
79. “Two things you will never have to chase: True friends & true love.”
Mandy Hale
80. “There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.”
Linda Grayson
81. “‘Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.”
Charles Lamb
82. “Sometimes me think, ‘What is friend?’ Then me say, ‘Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.”
Cookie Monster
83. “Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.”
Greg Tamblyn
84. “A good friend will help you move. But best friend will help you move a dead body.”
Jim Hayes
85. “The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they’re OK, then it’s you.”
Rita Mae Brown
86. “Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.”
Robert Brault
87. “She’s my friend because we both know what it’s like to have people be jealous of us.”
Cher, Clueless
88. “Friendship is born at the moment when one man says to another, “What! You too? I thought I was the only one.”
C.S. Lewis
89. “Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.”
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90. “There is fear when frowning. There is love when smiling.”
Maxime Lagacé
91. “Nothing shakes the smiling heart.”
Santosh Kalwar
92. “Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that’s beautiful.”
Rashida Jones
93.”We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.”
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94. “There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.”
Linda Grayson
95. “It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like ‘What about lunch?”
A. A. Milne
96. “Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.”
Greg Tamblyn
97. “I would rather walk with a friend in the dark, than alone in the light.”
Helen Keller
98. “A true friend accepts who you are, but also helps you become who you should be.”
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99. “A friend knows the song in my heart and sings it to me when my memory fails.”
Donna Roberts
100. “Sometimes you meet a person and you just click—you’re comfortable with them, like you’ve known them your whole life, and you don’t have to pretend to be anyone or anything.”
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