Are you a morning person? If so, you probably won’t appreciate these quotes. Nope. These funny quotes about mornings, good mornings, and the people that wish such things on others are decidedly negative. These funny “good morning” quotes are for the night owls, the sleep-til-noon-and-still-need-caffeine type people, the “but first, coffee” folks. Our people. Of course, if you’re a morning person, we harbor no hard feelings towards you.
Make his/her day just by sending them a hilarious good morning text right when they wake up. Your good morning greetings can make a big difference in their life. Be the reason for their smile and make them laugh right at the beginning of their day. These funny good morning wishes will help you bring smiles to their faces right in the morning!
Here are these Best 50 Funny Good Morning Quotes , Sayings And Messages
1. I hate when I dream of alarm clocks going off.
Jarod Kintz
2. Morning will come, it has no choice.
Marty Rubin
3. Good morning is a contradiction of terms.
Jim Davis
4. I love the early hours of the day. It’s a nice place to visit but I wouldn’t want to live there.
James Lileks
5. Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.
Punit Ghadge
6. Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not.
Ursula Le Guin
7. Everyone should experience a sunrise at least once a day.
Phil Dunphy
8. Morning not only forgives, it forgets.
Marty Rubin
9. I was about to say ‘shut up and go to sleep’ to all the early risers, but it’s not socially acceptable. So, good morning!
10. Good morning, dear. I know you have so many goals to start the day with. Rising early is not one of them.
11. Wake up and welcome one more unproductive, leisurely day that comes with nothing for you but leaves with a promise of another similar one.
12. I hate mornings, they start so early.
Janet Evanovich
13. You have a message: wake up you lazy
14. I was trying to write a very romantic good morning text for you. But then I woke up and realized that I’m not a poet.
15. Good morning dear friend. You’re alive and well, what an unpleasant surprise!
16. Good Morning, lazy! May this day be full of productivity…from someone else! Obviously, not you!
17. Good Morning to someone who sets, when the sun rises, and rises, when the sun sets! Pretty sure you’ve got that backwards, friend! Have a nice nap
18. Good Morning to a friend who does not know when to quit, mainly because he never starts! Have a restful day!
19. Good Morning to a friend who never stresses about anything, because you are always asleep!
20. Good Morning to the only friend I have who likes getting up in the morning! Have a good day,
21. Good morning, wild and crazy friends! Grab your coffee and let the busy day begin!
22. It is a myth that U need to rise and shine to have a good start to a day. You can roll around in bed thinking about friends like me and you will still have a great start to the day.
23. It’s just “good morning” because “shut up!” Is not socially accepted.
24. Good morning! It’s time to wake up and give the bed bugs rest, you’ve really made them suffer with all your snoring.
25. As the day begins, remember that I am your friend…you’re welcome!
26. Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.
Glen Cook
27. I want to live my life in such a way that when I get out of bed in the morning, the devil says, “aw s***, he’s up!
Steve Maraboli
28. When reality and your dreams collide, typically it’s just your alarm clock going off.
Crystal Woods
29. I love the early hours of the day. It’s a nice place to visit but I wouldn’t want to live there.
James Lileks
30. Some mornings I just feel like breaking the damn alarm but then one thing always stops me. I paid hundreds of dollars to buy my phone.
Job Might
31. Mornings are pure evil from the pits of hell, which is why I don’t do them anymore.
Rachel Caine
32. Love is blind. Especially in the morning, because I can’t see a damn thing before having coffee.
Aleksandra Ninkovic
33. I think I’m allergic to morning.
34. Good Morning! At the beginning of a new stressful day.
35. I wake up with a good attitude every day. Then idiots happen
36. A person falls asleep the fastest when he turns off the alarm clock.
37. I was beautiful, rich, sexy … and then the alarm rang! Good Morning
38. I like my bed more than I like most people.
39. My mom said follow your dreams, so I went back to bed.
40. Me and morning don’t see eye to eye, mostly because I don’t want to open mine.
41. Just in terms of allocation of time resources, religion is not very efficient. There’s a lot more I could be doing on a Sunday morning.
Bill Gates
42. I have a great deal of company in the house, especially in the morning when nobody calls.
Henry David Thoreau
43. One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I’ll never know.
Groucho Marx
44. I woke up this morning, and I still don’t believe I won the Daytona 500.
Dale Earnhardt
45. You wake up in the morning and you look at your old spoon, and you say to yourself, ‘Mick, it’s time to get yourself a new spoon.’ And you do.
Mick Jagger
46. Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.
Robert Orben
47. Always smile in the Morning…
48. Good Morning! Before you go into the kitchen.
49. Hey, Good Morning! Now put it in your mouth.
50. Start the day with positivity…
51. “Never face facts; if you do you’ll never get up in the morning.”
Marlo Thomas
52. “Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.”
Glen Cook
53. “Every single day I wake up and make up my mind that I am going to work really hard. Then my mind laughs at me and says ‘Good joke.’ Then we laugh for some more time and I go back to bed.”
Gehenna Toss
54. “I hate when I dream of alarm clocks going off.”
Jarod Kintz
55. “Moist groaned. It was the crack of seven and he was allergic to the concept of two seven o’clocks in one day.”
Terry Pratchett
56. “Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead.”
James Marsden
57. “Morning will come, it has no choice.”
Marty Rubin
58. “Everyone wants me to be a morning person. I could be one, only if morning began after noon”
Tony Smite
59. “So far as I know, anything worth hearing is not usually uttered at seven o’clock in the morning; and if it is, it will generally be repeated at a more reasonable hour for a larger and more wakeful audience.”
Moss Hart
60. “Good morning is a contradiction of terms.”
Jim Davis
61. “There should be a rule against people trying to be funny before the sun comes up.”
Kristen Chandler
62. “I love the early hours of the day. It’s a nice place to visit but I wouldn’t want to live there.”
James Lileks
63. “Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead.”
James Marsden
64. “Mornings are pure evil from the pits of hell, which is why I don’t do them anymore.”
Rachel Caine
65. “My routine is to ride that snooze button as far as it will take me, take a quick shower, get dressed in the dark and bolt out the door.”
Willie Geist
66. “There should be a rule against people trying to be funny before the sun comes up.”
Kristen Chandler
67. “A day without laughter is a day wasted.”
Charlie Chaplin
68. “I hate when I dream of alarm clocks going off.”
Jarod Kintz
69. “Morning will come, it has no choice.”
Marty Rubin
70. “Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all.”
David Lynch
71. “You feel a little older in the morning. By noon I feel about 55.”
Bob Dole
72. “To greet a lovely morning, we much leave the night behind.”
Tarang Sinha
73. My routine is to ride that snooze button as far as it will take me, take a quick shower, get dressed in the dark and bolt out the door.
Willie Geist
74. Today’s goals: Coffee and kindness. Maybe two coffees and then kindness.
Nanea Hoffman
75. I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.
Lewis Black
76. I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Winston Churchill
77. One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I’ll never know.
Groucho Marx
78. I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up.
Benjamin Franklin
79. You feel a little older in the morning. By noon I feel about 55.
Bob Dole
80. “Some mornings I just feel like breaking the damn alarm but then one thing always stops me. I paid hundreds of dollars to buy my phone.”
Job Might
81. “Saturday morning, you knew what was cool by what was on ‘Soul Train’.”
Nick Cannon
82. “I always wake up early Saturday morning, and I have a little bit more time.”
Ehud Olmert
83. “One small positive thought on this Thursday morning can change your whole day.”
Tahnni Dupre
84. “It’s Friday morning mankind! Good vibe, don’t frown and let the monster see you smile!”
Napz Cherub Pellazo
85. “When Wednesday morning came the weather was very fine, And the sun in the heavens brightly did shine, And continued so all the live long day.”
William Topaz McGonagall
86. “Tuesday morning and its all uphill from here.”
Mark Yemen
87. “I would rather wake up in the middle of nowhere than in any city on earth.”
Steve McQueen
88. “Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you riding through the ruts, don’t complicate your mind. Flee from hate, mischief and jealousy. Don’t bury your thoughts, put your vision to reality. Wake Up and Live”
Bob Marley
89. “We have to wake up to the realisation that we all write our own autobiography, we are the authors of our life story. Realising that, write a good story with your life and make sure to write yourself as the protagonist. Be the hero of your journey.”
Yossi Ghinsberg
90. “Not all the creatures will be excited by the sunrise.”
Kamaran Ihsan Salih
91. “Truly, were I every evening to depict sunrise, and every morning to see it, still I should cry, like the children, Once more, once more!”
Jean Paul Friedrich
92. “For a girl with such a dark mind, you’re a little too in love with the sunrise.”
Sherry Namdeo
93. “There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it.”
Mindy Kaling
94. “I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.”
Dean Martin
95. “Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.”
Glen Cook
96. “If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.”
Henny Youngman
97. “Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.”
William Feather
98. “The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.”
Robert Frost
99. “Everyone wants me to be a morning person. I could be one, only if morning began after noon.”
Tony Smite
100. “When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, ‘Did you sleep good?’ I said ‘No, I made a few mistakes.’”
Steven Wright
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