A funny love quotes collection for your cutie relation. You can send to your boyfriend or girlfriend, and funny quotes about love and relationships too.
These funny and cute love quotes and picture quotes capture the special feeling of falling in love, and laugh at all the crazy emotions you feel as you fall in love.
1. I thought I was promiscuous, but it turns out I was just thorough.
Russell Brand
2. You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That is your common sense leaving your body.
3. Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.
Natasha Leggero
4. When a man of forty falls in love with a woman of twenty, it isn’t her youth he is seeking but his own.
Lenore Coffee
5. Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in.
Richard Jeni
6. When a man goes on a date, he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows.
Frederick Ryder:
7. Relationships don’t always make sense. Especially from the outside.
Sarah Dessen
8. Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
Jackie Mason
9. Where love is the case, the doctor is an ass.
English Proverb
10. I wasn’t kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth.
Chico Marx
11. My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.
Joan Rivers
12. I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Groucho Marx
13. What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds.
Cindy Garner
14. Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
Albert Einstein
15. Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
Thomas Dewar
16. When you’re in love, it’s the most glorious two-and-a-half days of your life.
Richard Lewis
17. Love is the answer, but while you’re waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
Woody Allen
18. Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.
Will Ferrell
19. Romantic love is a mental illness. But it’s a pleasurable one.
Fran Lebowitz
20. Marriage is like pantyhose. It all depends on what you put into it.
Phyllis Schlafly
21.Spend a few minutes a day really listening to your spouse. No matter how stupid his problems sound to you.
Megan Mullally
22.Being a good husband is like being a stand-up comic. You need 10 years before you can call yourself a beginner.
Jerry Seinfeld
23. Whatever you look like, marry a man your own age—as your beauty fades, so kill his eyesight.
24. Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers.
Richard Pryor
25. Love is like insurance you only pay for it but you never get anything back.
26. A man’s main job is to protect his woman from her desire to ‘get bangs’ every other month.
Dax Shepard
27. Getting married is like trading the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.
Mae West
28. Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
28.Love is a lot like a toothache. It doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there.
George Burns.
29. I would rather share one lifetime with you than face all the ages of this world alone.
J.R.R. Tolkein
30. You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”
Dr Seuss
31. You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
Dr. Seuss
32. It don’t take a word, not a single word. Go on and kiss the girl.
The Little Mermaid
33. Yes, I’m drunk. And you’re beautiful. And tomorrow morning, I’ll be sober but you’ll still be beautiful.
The Dreamers
34. People are weird. When we find someone with weirdness that is compatible with ours, we team up and call it love.
Dr. Seuss
35. Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
Albert Einstein
36. When I first meet somebody, it’s usually panic, anxiety, and a great deal of sweating.”
Chandler
37. Workshops and seminars are basically financial speed dating for clueless people.
Doug Coupland
38. If you can stay in love for more than two years, you’re on something.
Fran Lebowitz
39. There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.
Chris Rock
40. Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
Groucho Marx
41. Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Woody Allen
42. My heart’s in the right place. I know, cuz I hid it there.
Carrie Fisher
43.I would never be unfaithful to my wife for the simple reason that I love my house too much.
Bob Monkhouse
44. Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage.
Lao-Tzu
45. My love for you is past the mind, beyond my heart, and into my soul.
Boris Kodjoe
46. The person you’re meant to be with will never have to be chased, begged or given an ultimatum.
Mandy Hale
47. Never love anybody that treats you like you’re ordinary.
Oscar Wilde
48. A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
Mignon McLaughlin
49. Maybe you don’t need the whole world to love you. Maybe you just need one person.
Kermit the Frog
50. Never love something so much that you can’t let go of it.
Ginni Rometty
At The end of Quotes We have to say only that, Live your Life With full Of love What Ever Situation. Thanks for the read.
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